okayy ! today`s such a craaazy and hyper day ! ahaha. i woke up this morning afternoon without mommy anywhere around the house, so i asked Jan and he said that mom`s out with her friends. ahaha NICE ! so like, me and Jan are here, doing absolutely nothing, so we decided to fool around and record ourselves using the damn mic. haha :)) craaaaazy ! watched White Chicks and Mean Girls last night, and because i love love love those movies to death, i even had my brother memorize some of my favorite lines from both of em. hahaha.

totally bonding time with my lil brother. hahaha. we were soo freaking loud like omfg. haha. thank god his girlfriend doesn`t call as much anymore :| ugh. haha. jaykayy ! well, yeah. i just can`t wait to go to school on Monday ! yayness ! 4 more freaking long days ! hahaha. i can do this. YES I CAN !

EMBARASSING !! i swear. haha. you should go watch it, i mean, listen to it. haha. way better if only we had a webcam though. haha. we sounded soo retarded, and mother fucccker, i`ve gone craazy ! ahaha. thanks to Jan. haha. jaykayy :))


Nixx, immitating Gretchen`s voice: Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet ? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh ? Because that`s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar !

Nixx: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Jan: Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell ?
Nixx: I can't go to taco bell, I`m on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you`re so stupid !

ahahaha. craaaazy, eh ? :)) i killed the song after :)) my brother sings good, fyi :) kayy, here`s next in line.


Nixx: Your mother shops at Saks.
Nixx: What?
Jan: Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers ? You wanna talk about mothers ! It`s mother time, okay ! Your mother`s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear ! "Something`s wrong, Dr Dre ! My coochie`s doing a beatbox !"
Nixx: Well yea? Your mother`s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something !
Jan: Your mother`s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this.
Nixx: Your mother is so, like... She`s so...
Nixx: Megan you go!
Nixx: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney`s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right ?

ahahaha :)) hella craaaazy, i tell you. sorry for my annoying voice :)) my mommy left us here with nothing to do, so we ended up fooling around and, yeah :)) i`m soo hunggrry ! ahaha. i found some Filipino Chips in the kitchen cabinet and i`m about to eat them. haha. they`re the sour chips thing that`s called "Crackling`s" ? yeaah. haha :)

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holyshit. Bernie just came here. fucking bitch. i just said i hate surprises. haha. she called me on my phone and fucking asked me to open the main door. ahah :)) fuckshit. when i opened it, she was standing on the stairs with Carmina. haha. fucking bitches. so yeah. we just talked and caught up with some things :)) they stole food in my fridge while i lurked through Bernie`s phone. haha. humm, porno ! ahaha jaykayy ! i missed that bitch. haha. then we stayed in my room and wasted some lotion :)) haha. then, people kept on calling. ugh. haha :)) then went on the computer to check some hot people`s myspace. hahaha. then.. woaahh ! Oliver came. ugh :| i missed that hoe. haha :)) but then they had to leave already, cause their ride was already outside waiting for them. haha. FUCKERS ! let`s hang out soon !

thanks for the visit, you fuckers. please, next time, call me before you come, kayy ? ahaha. Bernie, you pornstar ! ahaha. stop touching me :)) haha. i lalalala love you Bernie :)

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mommy and her friends just came here to drop some stuff off, then they left again for another appointment thingymajigg. ugh :| i just ate a pack of kettle corn but i`m still hungry. haha. i`m trying to remember my fucking id in dropshots cause all of our old videos are stored in there. ugh :| what the hell is that freaking id ? haha :)) alrighty, i think i`mmanuh shower now :) oh btw, my phone was on silent since last night so like when i looked at it again earlier, i hella had 46 miscalls from people. haha. some were even private. fuckshit. i told you guys not to call me if you`re on private, cause i don`t freaking answer them. yeahh. i was supposed to do my hws today, but as usual, i got laaazy. haha. i`ll do em tomorrow night instead :) i`m just doing the ones in Chemistry anyways :) i don`t think i`m still doing the US. History one. haha. i haaate doing timelines. ugh :| and i can`t draw either, so like, nevermind :) i just wanna go to school now. haha :))